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“What lovely weather we have been having”

“Hope this keeps up for the weekend”

“You won’t need a jacket in this weather”

A few of the common phrases used by the people of today (yesterday).

It’s true, the it has been hot, although as I write it’s actually quite cold – making it quite hard to keep in character.

I hadn’t realised how hot it was until I witnessed items in a shop window melting.

Dali would be spinning in his grave (at 120 rpm).

How’d You Like Them Onions?

Whilst taking a stroll lunchwards today I stumbled upon some classic canvassing.

John Prescott was meeting and greeting the public beside the burger stand of Leith Walk.

I’ve never eaten at this particular establishment, but have heard good reports regarding the Jumbo Dog with onions.

John Prescott doesn’t like onions - this was discussed at length to a disinterested 7 month old child (pictured above).

They say you shouldn’t base your vote solely on the burger toppings a political party does or does not eat, but given that voting for your favourite colour no longer works we need to start looking for a new approach.

I’d be interested in hearing from the other political parties with regards to their choices of condiments and views on fried onions.

It’s time to get down to the nitty gritty and go feet first into the political pram, who’s going to push?